{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Saint Klaus, the novel","home_page_url":"https://saintklaus.com","description":"Saint Klaus, the novel","author":{"name":"Saint Klaus, the novel"},"items":[{"id":"making-friends-the-not-old-fashioned-way","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/FB.png\"/><p>By Elrik Aurwyn</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/making-friends-the-not-old-fashioned-way","title":"Making friends the not-old fashioned way","date_modified":"2026-04-11T19:32:00Z"},{"id":"elrik%E2%80%99s-first-encounter-with-facebook","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/elrik%20FB.jpg\"/><p>Being a true and accurate account (mostly) of what happened when a 500-year-old North Pole elf attempted modern communication</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/elrik%E2%80%99s-first-encounter-with-facebook","title":"Elrik’s First Encounter with Facebook","date_modified":"2026-04-05T19:03:00Z"},{"id":"my-first-try-at-social-media","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/ChatGPT%20Image%20Apr%202%2C%202026%20at%2001_22_21%20PM.png\"/><p>Notes from the Far, Far North: A 500-Year-Old Elf Attempts Social Media (with Mixed Results)\nby Elrik, Chief Elf (Retired-ish)</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/my-first-try-at-social-media","title":"My first try at Social Media","date_modified":"2026-04-02T20:25:45Z"},{"id":"a-most-serious-investigation-into-questionable-toymaking-practice","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/At%20beach%20market%20toys.png\"/><p>I wish to state, for the record, that I approached the Caribbean market with the utmost professionalism. As Chief Elf, it is my solemn duty to observe, assess, and—when necessary—quietly outshine any and all toy-related ...</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/a-most-serious-investigation-into-questionable-toymaking-practice","title":"A Most Serious Investigation into Questionable Toymaking Practice","date_modified":"2026-03-24T19:00:00Z"},{"id":"of-spice-and-sugar-a-most-unexpected-feast","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/Beach%20meal.png\"/><p>I have long held the firm and unshakable belief that no cuisine in all the world could rival the hearty, dependable fare of the North Pole. Give me a plate of Mrs. Claus’s honey-glazed biscuits, a ladle of thick winter s...</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/of-spice-and-sugar-a-most-unexpected-feast","title":"Of Spice and Sugar: A Most Unexpected Feast","date_modified":"2026-03-21T04:00:00Z"},{"id":"salt-air-sugarplums-reflections-from-a-faraway-shore","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/d9c2d718-3ee0-49af-8121-a3d99fbad0f0/Beach%20nap.png\"/><p>I must confess, dear reader, that it is a peculiar thing to sit upon a sun-warmed beach, sand between one’s toes (which, I assure you, are far more accustomed to woolen stockings), and think of snow. Yet here I am.</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/salt-air-sugarplums-reflections-from-a-faraway-shore","title":"Salt Air & Sugarplums: Reflections from a Faraway Shore","date_modified":"2026-03-18T21:24:44Z"},{"id":"a-day-in-march-with-santas-chief-elf","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/getty/1059437562\"/><p>Hey There from the Workshop!</p>","url":"https://saintklaus.com/f/a-day-in-march-with-santas-chief-elf","title":"A Day in March with Santa's Chief Elf","date_modified":"2026-03-12T21:34:32Z"}]}